16 Things Not To Say At JoB Interview

The economy is finally improving, and Iols might finally get a job again! But in case all those months of staying home and watching daytime TV has made uols concussed, Iols give uols tips on how not to gabra your job interview. 16 things not to say at your job interview:

1. Eh, faster, leh. I need to get home in time for American Idol.

Oops! Matilah peminat setia William Hung katanya! She Bang She Bang!

2. Would you mind if I stretched out on the floor while filling in the application?

Menyesal pulak cucuk silikon banyak sangat nie

3. Why did I apply for a job with this company? Oh, because my friend told me secretaries here all quite easy.

Haa! Nampak sajork macam stokin tapi sebenarnya life size kondom tau! Oops!

4. Does your network have a firewall that blocks porno websites?

Nasib baik bukan gambar kat bilik tutup anu sajork. Oops!

5. Can you GIRO half my salary to my loanshark every month?

Ingat laki-laki saja boleh jadi ah long ka?

6. So…you got daughter, not?

Sebenarnya anak saya WANEK...WAnita berkoNEK.

7. So that’s your daughter’s picture on your desk? Wah, if she lost about 30 pounds, she’d be quite cute.

Matilah beli kain ela kat KAMDAR buat panties katanya.

8. During NS, I served in the commandos, but I was transferred for being too violent.

Patut cari dinch jumpa, dah transform jadi Rukipah rupanya.

9. I think you should know that I killed my last boss, but only in self-defence.

Berani nak caras laki weols?

10. Do you think your photocopier can tahan someone weighing, say…170 kilos like me?

Motif tengok mak? Berat mak cuma 45kilo sajork.

11. My psychiatrist told me that this job would be great for someone with my problem.

Iols kalau lambat makan ubat mesti jadi macam nie.

12. Do you check your petty cash drawer very often?

Lepas nie beli kereta baru, lepas ittew tambah spoiler...

13. Where do I see myself in five years from now? Hopefully not still in this condemned job.

Motif nak suruh iols jadi "Maid In Manhattan" sampai mati?

14. Can I take off my shoes? This 5 inch Louboutin’s stiletto is killing me!

Posing-posing manja mesti dapat kerja

15. The only reason why I want to work in this company is because the location is very near to La Queen. So I can straight away go to club after work.

Dinch nampak pon Queen Sharmaine

16. Thanks for taking the time to interview me, uh…Mister…um…your name what again, ah?








Occaylah. Iols berangkat setia dulu. Chow Arrivederci!